Breaking the barrier

Valentine's blue

On valentine's day this year, my girlfriend broke up with me. It was all my fault. I was bored and decided to twitch and poke her at the back. But stupidly I tickled at the wrong spot and she just snapped and blew up. So I was left alone for the rest of the day, or possibly the week, until I buy her a new gift, or should I say, a new supply power unit.

Yea, my CPU blew up. I wanted to check the PSU max output, saw a tiny button at the back of it and decided to switch it without turning the cpu off. The switch change the psu limit from 220V to 115V. So I guess the sudden purge of power made one of the components (possibly a capacitor or transistor) yelled "Fuck you!!" and went kaboom.

Hopefully I'll get that fixed by Monday, and fingers crossed, only the psu is damaged and nothing else. And right now I'll just have to suck it up by using my iPhone to use the internet.

January in fast forward

Went to the city with friends for NYE count down. Saw a moron climb onto the pole seconds before the countdown. Was secretly hoping he would drop to the river below, but was disappointed it did not happen.

The whole city was packed, but it was worth the experience.

Went to the Melbourne Aquarium and saw Emperor penguins and hell lots of other fishes, including Nemo.

"Hurry the fuck up, will ya?"

Then went to Sorrento to swim with the dolphin, well literally.

(Missing paragraph detected - but the author is too lazy to patch it back up)

..right until I dislocated my shoulder (again) seconds after I submerged into the ocean. But unlike the first dislocation in Redang, the shoulder did not snap right back in. Hence, a drama (a painful one too) was soon ensured. Ambulance was called, boat cruised back to the shore (and that was the 15 minutes of hell - to the point that I thought of killing myself if I have to endure the pain for a few more hours, seriously), and I went to the hospital.

And my such dramatic exit ruined the whole trip for my friends as well, since the captain said it was too late to return to the ocean to continue on the trip. So they have to suck it up by playing by the shore for 4 hours until I return from the hospital. Sorry guys, my bad.

But thinking back now, it wasn't such a bad experience, considering I had the chance to ride on an ambulance for the first time in my life. And also inhaling some very, VERY, pungent painkiller that makes me dizzy/high in just seconds. I was also off work for a week for my shoulder to get better.

And at the end of the month, I was greeted "Good Morning!" by this super huge spider right beside my room door, at 5am, after a tiring night shift. I politely greeted back, by smacking it dead with a rolled up magazine and flushing in down the toilet. Good morning to you too, ~~fucker~~ Mr. Spider.

Holy Sh!t

My head got ran over by a lawn mower.

Fly for Fries

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And it was deep fried. Or dried. Whichever the case, it doesn't make any difference to the fact that I ate almost the whole fries before discovering it.

And yes, it was McDonald's, if you couldn't tell it from the container already.

Bro's Wedding

This post is actually 2 months overdue. But oh well, at least it still managed to make it up here in the end.

The wedding is kinda important, because it was well, my brother's (duh) and it's also the fist wedding of my generation. It's so important that i have to drag my ass off the chair to a sampan and starts kayaking all the way back to Malaysia.

It's also a new experience for me as well. Cause i was told that I'm gonna be the best man for the wedding, at the night before the wedding.

But it isn't something worth much mentioning, cause being a best man for a Chinese wedding is as simple as "Stand behind the groom at all time, and do nothing." Well, at least that's what I did most of the time, blurring out here and there during the tea ceremony.

The wedding dinner was kinda fun though. You know, at the very least I have the chance to sit and eat. I was abit lost/blur in the beginning, organising the quests' sittings and stuff. At the end of the day it gave me the appreciation of how much effort ones put in, in a well organised wedding.

That night was also the first time I wore a suit. Yea, that's how pathetic I am. I doesn't have one myself, so I rented one. And as displayed in the picture above, it was pretty tight and uncomfortable. Seriously, a T-shirt anytime, hands down.

During the whole day, I myself kept a little cumulative calculation in my mind of the times I was bombarded with 'aunty-questions'. Questions like:
"When is your turn to marry ar?" - 4 times
"Have you got yourself a girlfriend?" - 20x times, I lost count.

But the most surprising question goes to a family friend of mine, an woman in her 50s (or at least that how old she looks like to me). She haven't seen me since I was 10. And the first question she popped at me when she saw me was "*Gasp* Did you have a nose job."

Yes, she seriously said that. I was dumbfcuked by that question that I totally have no idea how to reply her. I could give her a sarcastic response like "No..no, it's just your eyes that failing you, old age, happens to everyone" or I could be out right rude and shove a middle finger in her face. But no, I just shrugged and laughed it off.

I wouldn't be as surprised if she asked "Did you had liposuction?" cause it's understandable. But my nose? Heck, I didn't even realise my nose looks that good.

Forgotten

Wow, been almost 2 months since I last posted. That's cause I've been really really busy lately.

And that would be an outright lie.

Just that I've been procrastinating for quite some while.

Note that even the chatter box is gone. Just can't be bothered to keep it up.

From now on, in order to motivate myself to blog more, i'm gonna keep everything short and simple.